So the other day I went to the public storage, because I needed a new spot to hide the bodies right? Well, as I am telling the lady who I am and get prepared to see the unit she tells me - yes this girl writing this right now - that it is raining and she isn't going out in the rain to show me the unit. Was that a run on sentence? Oh well ...
Now let me set the scene for you umkay? It had been raining pretty much all day but at this time is wasn't. Still a little gloomy out but I was out there in gym shorts, a tshirt and head scarf. Although I am natural, bih I am NOT trying to detangle these curls back out from the raining righty - tighty on my head. So I say ummmm well isn't that your job to show me the unit? She goes well yes, but I'm not going out in the rain. At this point the entire fuck that I was giving her, is OUT THA DAWH. You are really sitting here in my face, thinking I am going to sign this paperwork and fuck around and get a storage room with Jeepers Creepers in it. NO MA'AM, NO SIR!
I said well I'm not signing SHIT without being shown the unit AANNNDDDD you ARE going to show me the unit NOW! Furthermore, it's not even raining ma'am and I have OTHER SHIT TA DO TA DAY! She advises me that she will go get the little go cart thingy and bring it around to ride on. i just stare are her for like 45 seconds because you could've done that in the first place. (Insert emoji side eye) BBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHH, get yo stupid ass on this cart so we can go! Like at this point, I'm over her and she is over my black ass too. We get in the go kart and I promise you this heffa wanted me to fall out. She hitting curves and bumps, I ended up asking her did she wear glasses because if I see the dips - hoe I know you see them too. She laughed and said sorry - hoe you aint sorry.
So we get to the unit - I go inside it - make sure it's the same size as the one Jake and Huck was in - and I am about to leave. TWO GAH DAMN RAINDROPS FALL and this girl is about to break her neck running to the kart to get under the cover. Now listen, if her hair was LLLAAAIIIDDDD or if she was like girl I just got this silk out and I'm natural I would understand. I mean I still would've made her show me the unit but I wouldn't have rode her ass like I did before. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT ... she had this ...
I said ma'am ..... MA'AM, your bun will be ok in this sprinkle. She then says I will be walking back if I wanted to stay longer ......... BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! I said if I will be walking back BOTH OF US will be walking back. Don't know what the hell you thought this was. Let me tell you guys something - if a customer comes in and ask you for something that is actually a real ass REQUIREMENT of your job ........ get you peanut butter head ass up and do it. I really wanted to say girl Easter is not until next year, why do you have my little cousins hairstyle already!! This is what my grandmother wore on resurrection Sunday ma'am! Just no ... But again I guess brown gel and rain doesn't mix.
Now let me set the scene for you umkay? It had been raining pretty much all day but at this time is wasn't. Still a little gloomy out but I was out there in gym shorts, a tshirt and head scarf. Although I am natural, bih I am NOT trying to detangle these curls back out from the raining righty - tighty on my head. So I say ummmm well isn't that your job to show me the unit? She goes well yes, but I'm not going out in the rain. At this point the entire fuck that I was giving her, is OUT THA DAWH. You are really sitting here in my face, thinking I am going to sign this paperwork and fuck around and get a storage room with Jeepers Creepers in it. NO MA'AM, NO SIR!
I said well I'm not signing SHIT without being shown the unit AANNNDDDD you ARE going to show me the unit NOW! Furthermore, it's not even raining ma'am and I have OTHER SHIT TA DO TA DAY! She advises me that she will go get the little go cart thingy and bring it around to ride on. i just stare are her for like 45 seconds because you could've done that in the first place. (Insert emoji side eye) BBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHH, get yo stupid ass on this cart so we can go! Like at this point, I'm over her and she is over my black ass too. We get in the go kart and I promise you this heffa wanted me to fall out. She hitting curves and bumps, I ended up asking her did she wear glasses because if I see the dips - hoe I know you see them too. She laughed and said sorry - hoe you aint sorry.
So we get to the unit - I go inside it - make sure it's the same size as the one Jake and Huck was in - and I am about to leave. TWO GAH DAMN RAINDROPS FALL and this girl is about to break her neck running to the kart to get under the cover. Now listen, if her hair was LLLAAAIIIDDDD or if she was like girl I just got this silk out and I'm natural I would understand. I mean I still would've made her show me the unit but I wouldn't have rode her ass like I did before. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT ... she had this ...
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| I don't know this girl, I'm just using her photo and the other tricks didn't look this together. Hey Girl! |
*MUAH*
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