Dear Mr. Elevator Man

ELLEEELLLOOOOO!!!!! I'm wondering where has the love gone?

New Monday spot! I get a nice amount of emails from men asking me things that honestly, I cannot answer. So Today I want to introduce #MCM Danny's Advice. Every Monday you can catch a topic/letter from him answering. We have some catching up to do but decided to jump on in with this question since I have been asked twice already. Enjoy!

Nina :  I haven't been out of this hotel since it happened. I miscarried. This is a bunch of words together because I can't seem to get my words together. I hate when people say, oh well you weren't that far along. Well I say FUCK YOU! 

I think Sunday's will be my hey let's talk about weight/what I'm eating/what I'm stressing about wedding spot. I don't really feel the " pressure " of blogging on Sunday's and I'm pretty sure no one will read this anyways. So let's see what I have to say this Sunday :)

Dear Shanice,  I started sleeping with my fiancee's sister about 2 months after we got engaged. We have always been cool, so it was never an issue for us to be alone with each other. She is buying a house and invited me to come along with her so she wouldn't be by herself with the Realtor. She bought a house that we both agreed on and to celebrate took me on a spa date. I cleared this with my fiancee and I headed to the hotel for my thank you spa day.

So here is a little story and I would like to share .. hopefully someone will reply with what they think .... If you met someone and they tell you they are separated from their spouse .. and you say oh what happened ..... and then they say ..... they just disappeared ..... my mind instantly goes to

Now on to the real deal holy-field ... I am OVER CHURCH! Whew .. that feels really good to say. When I was younger and I went to church is not the same church that I see today. I first felt this struggle when I went off to college. The church I would go to would HARP on giving, and basically made me feel horrible for not being able to give.   I don't care that it is 10% of what I have, if I don't have enough to sustain my living situation, I'm not giving it . I would see students giving their LAST, when they knew their parents wouldn't be sending any money for another week or two, so that they could get a blessing. I saw these same students packing extra food up to sneak back to the dorms because they had no more money. Because they were counting on that "blessing" you promised them to come through when they have you their last $20. Yes Jesus only ask for 10% of that, but there is always a program that is asking for a lending hand.  I think at this point

Dear Sandra from Wal-Mart, Today would have been the day that I would've realized a few things. 1.My pants have not touched my shoes in a while, because you are flooding for life girl .. 2. This headband I have on doesn't match SHIT I'm wearing and 3. WalMart does NOT pay me enough to resist whooping this lady ass on site right now. Sandra girl .. I don't know how you just let this lady in the self check out curse you out like this and you just walked away. Listen here .. Wal-Mart does not pay ANYBODY enough to not knock this lady up side her head. See this would've been the time I would've been behind the register like " ma'am, I'm not about to be to many more bitches before I been knocked yo ass into another line ya'hear?" But again, that's just me. Futhermore you gone let the lady checking out with the food-stamp card, bring out a wad of cash and tell You .. Yes You Sandra girl .. that she can make it rain on ya ass. I mean r

YYYYAASSSSS ..... If you do not follow me on social media then you do not know bbbuuttttt I got ENGAGED YESTERDAY!!!!!! 

And if you guessed it was my birthday .... YOU WERE RIGHT! That eyelash was on FFLLLEEEEKKK that day. Ok, it was really on it's last leg but whatever I was still cute. Well today is the day that the Lord said ... LET GREATNESS BE BORN! And Here I am :) 26 years later.  So I am 26 .. GAH DAMN the pressure is really on to get my life together. Side note : Why was I crip walking to the baby Einsteins theme song? I'm so shame. ANYWHO! I always thought by 25 I would be a working lawyer, married with my first baby on the way. Well listen here .. I am a college drop out, found my career ( that I LOVE ) in logistics, not married ( but very happy ) with no kids. I'm truly happy and blessed this birthday. Now on to a few RRRAANNNDDDOOMMMMM. I know y'all love when I speak ratchet. LOL. 1. Why does dry grinding turn you women on? Like I saw this clip of Chris Brown humping the air and the comment section was tew murch. Like you know he isn't going to fuck y