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Dating For 2 Years, Never Been To A Family Dinner

Dear Shanice,

I have been dating a man for 2 years now and have never been to a holiday dinner. I have never been to a family gathering of his period and he always "comes up missing" when I invite him to mine. Last year, I logged into his phone and added him on my where are friends apps on my iphone. I called him to see if I could come over and he said he wasn't there yet. I checked my app and pulled up on him at his aunts house. I called him again and he said he wasn't there and I told him I was "riding around" and saw his car outside a house and stopped.
He totally flipped out on me and we didn't speak for about a week. He knew I wasn't just riding around because he's family is about 30 minutes from where I was, but he never found out about the app. ( I still have it on his phone. ) Is there a way I can make him feel comfortable enough to meet his family? I have meet his siblings and mother one time, and that was on accident and he called me his "home girl". I don't think I can continue to be with him if this goes on any longer. If he says no this time, I'm going to track his location and just go knock on the door.

Thanks,
Susan



Dear Susan,

Bitch you are bat shit crazy and that's why you aren't invited to family gathers. Girl how you just pull up at somebodies house!! You got some pretty big balls girlfriend! Now let me say this first, stop tracking him. If you have to track him then you don't need him. I could see if you were tracking him and YOU were the one creepings, bbbuuuttttt you stalking. Girl, what kind of bird don't fly? A JAIL BIRD! You gone f' around and get locked up. He may not be ready to let you meet ALL of his family or you may just be a thing to do at this moment. Yes you have been "together" for 2 years but hunny, you accidentally met his mommy. Chile ... when a man loves you and wants to be with you ... he shows you off to EVERYBODY. You ain't shit until you met the Madea's/Grannys/Nanas and she gives her approval. I advise you to break up with him and save some gas money, with cho stalking ass! Sue, can I call you Sue, you sound like you eat pumpkin pie. So baby get you some pumpkin pie, some ice cream and have yourself a real conversation. This man is not your man boo boo. He got Ashley at the family dinners because she's in town from med school and everyone misses her. He loves Ashley and goes to see her quite often ... he just fucking you .... #kanyeshrug .... but I digress ...

Match.com is always looking for new profiles boo ... keep hope alive .... and loose pants on Thanksgiving .... but DO NOT GO KNOCK ON THAT DOOR!! If you want to save face, baby just don't. Ashley open that door and it's gone be on and poppin'. His family is going to think you are a crazy stalker/admirer. HOL'UP .... are you'll even "together" on social media? #byesusan because something in the pudding ain't right over here .....

xoxoxo
Shanice ...


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