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Dear Mother of Bad Ass Kids in Wal-Mart

I really want to tell my boyfriend to take his belt off and give it to you. Why is your child IN the bathroom tissue section, knocking everything on the floor? When your OTHER child don' got a chair and push the bathroom tissue out the way so he can sit under it. AND you are just moving right along like this is normal. Giiiiirrrrrllllll,
calling their names loudly isn't getting their attention umkay! Little Henry and Jacob over here rolling the laundry detergent with this bathroom tissues they busting open and you are down there looking at fabric softener.

Listen Linda, Linda Listen to ME ..... what you need to do is go snatch both of them up by one arm, make your eyes real big, say the following but don't move your teeth umkay? You tell them : I will fucking kill you'll in here. Sit yo ass down before I sit it down for you. And if I got to sit it down for you, you won't have an ass to sit on. Play with me you want to. Then throw them forward by the arm a little bit. I'm telling you this works. I mean they know you won't kill them but at that point in time they just don't want to be embarrassed or get a spanking in front of everybody in Wal-Mart.

Girl go over there and get your a pack of the big can of (insert flavor)- rita and you will for sure have some "tardaassup" in your system. They won't try you again. TRUST ME! I have been told I tried my grandmother one time is Wal-Mart. As you can see I said I was told because I don't remember. What I do remember is, I kept my ass beside my mama with all hands and feet inside the compartments while in Wal-Mart.

xoxoxoxo
Henry gon' f' around and sex the babysitter. Him BAD!

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