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Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Listen, I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR A HOSTILE ELEVATOR RIDE!! If you would not act like a FREAK when people got on the elevator with us, I mean this is a seven story building, I would introduce you. So since you are mad at me I'll just tell you anyways. The guy on the elevator is Mr. Motorcycle Man. I'm not sure why you felt the need to roll your eyes when he got on and started talking to me, * que mean girls* but you sir need to get a grip. I feel like I'm in a love triangle and I don't even know you people!!!!! I swear I'm going to start taking the stairs. Mr. Motorcycle man is NOT the " new you" as you put it. I can't even believe I am having this conversation with you, I still don't even know you DAMN NAME!! OMG, I just ................................................................................ You my dear need to get back with that girl sexing you like crazy because your losing it. Next elevator ride, I am taking your picture and I am starting a Match.com for you. Sweet Little Baby Infant Jesus.

xoxoxoxo

Miley Cyrus New Twerk Instructor 

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