Hello you lovely people!!!
Just a update about the lovely Mr. Elevator Man.
He is still attractive, and unfortunately single. * deep sigh* I really want to sign him up for a match.com account but he is VERY VERY against that. Something about his parents will talk about him finding love on the Internet blah blah blah. I really feel like that's the only way I can help him. I mean I can't ride around with him where ever he picks these girls up at. I saw a few pictures of them and they look like HHHOOOMMMEEEWWRRREECCKKKKEEERRRSSS! He doesn't see it, but of course he wouldn't! I gave him 1 simple rule : DON'T sleep with them for a month. Pretty sure he wanted to hit me when I said that, dah welp! If you are looking for a wife, you need to make sure this girl is on the same made up level you have already put her on. Needless to say , he failed. Ya'll he failed so hard. Meet two girls and sleep with them both, not at the same time, but in the same month. His reason : the other one stopped calling me. * face palm * I got off the elevator and waited for the next one. LOL.
He has a date this weekend with one of his moms friends daughters. I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR THIS STORY! I saw her photo and I was pleased. She is very pretty and covered up. He wanted to see her body, so she sent him a full body photo in jeans a long sleeve tee and scarf. LMAO!! He doesn't want to go, but I will kill him if he doesn't. I just know he is going to end up with a trophy wife. UGH ...
Well until next time,
The Counselor
Just a update about the lovely Mr. Elevator Man.
He is still attractive, and unfortunately single. * deep sigh* I really want to sign him up for a match.com account but he is VERY VERY against that. Something about his parents will talk about him finding love on the Internet blah blah blah. I really feel like that's the only way I can help him. I mean I can't ride around with him where ever he picks these girls up at. I saw a few pictures of them and they look like HHHOOOMMMEEEWWRRREECCKKKKEEERRRSSS! He doesn't see it, but of course he wouldn't! I gave him 1 simple rule : DON'T sleep with them for a month. Pretty sure he wanted to hit me when I said that, dah welp! If you are looking for a wife, you need to make sure this girl is on the same made up level you have already put her on. Needless to say , he failed. Ya'll he failed so hard. Meet two girls and sleep with them both, not at the same time, but in the same month. His reason : the other one stopped calling me. * face palm * I got off the elevator and waited for the next one. LOL.
He has a date this weekend with one of his moms friends daughters. I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR THIS STORY! I saw her photo and I was pleased. She is very pretty and covered up. He wanted to see her body, so she sent him a full body photo in jeans a long sleeve tee and scarf. LMAO!! He doesn't want to go, but I will kill him if he doesn't. I just know he is going to end up with a trophy wife. UGH ...
Well until next time,
The Counselor
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