Dear Mr. Elevator Man

GGGGIIIRRRRRLLLLL .... You made me curse TWICE in this video. Enjoy!

If you are not done with Season II, take yo ass on back to the TV! This post isn't for you. Cursing below :)  Dear OITNB, You listen to me ... I am having with-drawls and I'm not sure what to do. My friend has sent me the 7 stages of how to get in through a breakup but I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS!!! Why must you dump 13 episodes in my lap, on a Friday? Do you really hate a G, huh? I mean GAH DAMIT!! You have my emotions up and down from episode one. So let me tell you how I feel about this season .... other than I loved it .. * I love Red. OMG, I love her so much!!! Last season, I was like ummm idk about this red head heffa, but I love her now. * V, I hate that hoe with every bone in my body. She ain't bout shit, ain't never been shit, ain't never gone be shit. She is a predator and I hate that shit. Preying on foster kids to run her drugs. SHE FUCKED HER SON!!!! I mean he wasn't her real son, but FFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!! Then had him killed. OOOL...

Guest Spot today!!! Today's Guest is my mean cousin Tonya. Yes, she is very mean. LOL. She tourted me as a child, but also taught me that if people don't like you ... F THEM! I used to be a big cry baby way way way ( really not that far back ) in the day, and she would hit me and say suck it up! She is one of my closest cousin, and still looks 16 years old. Let's check out her take on my next reader letter! Thanks Girl! Love you!

Didn't read part One? I wasn't able to get a word out before Mellow Yellow was all over Lamount. Screaming at him about being a back stabbing bitch and other shit. I grabbed Mellow Yellow off of Lamount, and he starts whalling on me. In my mind I'm thinking, I really fucked with someone in one of my other lives. Mellow Yellow is telling me, I'm a piece of shit for taking seconds. Lamount chimes his smart ass in stating " No honey, you are trying to have seconds. I been had him, and will again, before you ever get the chance." Now I am back to trying to get Mellow Yellow off of Lamount. Lamount girlfriend burst in the room screaming WTF is going on. I think all the blood in my body rushed to my head, because I just wanted to pass out to distract everyone. Mellow Yellow opens his queen ass mouth and tells the girl we are all sleeping together. Yup, I die right there on the spot. I feel like I have just been pushed out of the closet that I didn't even kn...

Catch Part 1  I decided to write her a letter and just let her have her moment. I met up with her and told her I had something to tell her. I gave her the letter and told her to stay at the restaurant until she has read it. I took screen shots and printed off our relationship. I showed her everything. We are not friends on social media, but I did add her. She is a little older than me but she doesn't really do social media.She is kind of a nerd, so books and gadgets are her thing. I told her if she wanted to talk after she read the letter , I am open to it, but I didn't think she would. She did call me a few weeks later and we talked. She was upset that I was still sleeping with him, but glad it was out in the open. So the plotting began! I told him I wanted to have a getaway with just me and him, and she told him she would be out of town for the weekend with her line sisters. I scheduled a hotel near their home and we set things in motion. She called him while we were in the...

The time and patience I don't have for this .....Anywho! Check out my first vlog! Get the story and the update will be posted tomorrow!!!! TTTTAAADDDDAAAAA!!! ( insert glitter ) Like! Comment!! I really wanna know, what would you do?

Courtesy of my Lovely Tall, Sweet Friend - LOGAN!! Hey girl!! Dear Nail Tech,  I know you are just trying to be pleasant but suga, listen, this is my relax time umkay. I have already told you  how I want my nails, what color, no design, no pink power, just regular! Why are you still talking to me, behind that brick wall you call a mask? I want to catch up on my Netflicks shows, and just take my mind off life. No this isn't the first time I've been here, thank you so much for liking the nail color I choose, stop leaning your head over here trying to watch, and yes I apply my lashes on myself. This is my real hair and no you cannot touch it. Of course I just left work, don't you see this work attire with this badge hanging off me!! I thought the running eye liner would tell you that, but shame on me. Like why must we become besties in this one hour where I came to just relax, huh!! EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!! Don't you get tired of me saying huh to you 30 damn times b/c of t...