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Then I Had Got Pregnant ...

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Married in May ... PREGNANT soon after ....

I was going to start another blog to post just baby stuff but umm yeah ... I barely keep it together over here so we just gone keep Friday's as BABY UPDATES! Finally ending my first trimester here soon ( or already depending on which website you get on chillleeee that's another story ) I am crawling out of the sickness hole - ready to chat it up!


So I knew about morning sickness before I got pregnant. I knew that, but ummmmmmm what I didn't know about is ALL DAY SICKNESS!! I suffered for about 2.5 months with all day sickness before I got my drugs. I mean I would hiccup and all hell would break loose! One day I coughed, did you read that .... I COUGHED ... and  had to grab the nearest bag to let loose. Dehydrated. Frustrated. Hungry. Just .... I'm now to the point were it's occasionally, where my praise dancers at?! and my got my TWO prescriptions filled to fight back! I lost over 10 pounds but they are slowly creeping back up on me now.

Boobies. I sweatergawd Satan visits me every night and lights a fire in my chest. Ya'll ........... you know us ladies have PMS boob pain but no no no no no. This right chere ....... this shat right cchhheerrreeeee ..... I can't. My breast hurt so bad that one night my husband rolled over and grazed me and I had already calculated how much shit was his and mine to settle in the divorce before he started back snoring. My doctor told me to wear a SNUG bra. HOE WHAT YOU THINK I GOT ON RIGHT NAH!  I am a TRIPLE D ... I'm pumping all the milk out these hoes, but I can NOT guarantee when we leave the hospital baby boo will be on these nipples. Nah bruh .... nah I can't.

Coming into the yellow light trimester ( I feel this will be the slowest ), my energy is back, my back has started hurting, anndddd my knee is acting up. I have a feeling this trimester is going to be much better than the last. Don't be discouraged if you are newly pregnant, I mean it's rough as hell but think of the end goal. I am so grateful for my husband, because I would've surely struggled alone. I really take my hat off to moms that go through all this alone. BABBBAAAYYYYYEEEEE, ya'll are the strongest. My mom had sickness her entire pregnancy, so I'm happy to wake up in the morning and not vomit while brushing my teeth!

All in all .. I'm excited ... and Honored to soon be a mom! Follow along if you want .. and no this is not your average mom to be blog post. It'll never be. MMWWAHAHAHAH!!! Next up ... walking it out while pregnant .. staying as fit as I can is my only goal ... other than having a healthy little baby.

xoxoxo
Lethal Vomitter

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