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Juice Juice Baby : Week 2

Happy Monday MEM!!

Just a juice update. YA'LL .... yes I am kicking my country all the way in for this one .... the first week of juicing .......... SWEET MOTHER OF ABRAHAM !!!!! I was cranky, moody, HON-GRY, not hungry but HONGRY, sleepy and all the above. Even though I was having a meal, ya'll, I was even eating 80 cal veggie soup at lunch, I couldn't keep my eyes open, nor find the energy to give a shit! And on Day 2 ....... someone came down from the galaxy and put a green baby in my stomach  .... * starts shouting * and I gave birth for 35 minutes!!!!!!!! It was NOT PRETTY! Everyone kept saying " shanice, your body is just getting used to it, blah blah blah ." I wasn't listening.

This week I am doing much better! I still cannot drink straight green juice without fruits because that shat is just nasty. I have energy today and wanted to lick the cup other than burn it for a change. Look at God! He is amazing!!! So anyone trying to juice let me tell you the first week is something from the pits of hell, but week number 2 is that ray of sunshine you are looking for on Spring Break Vacation.

So I lost 5 pounds and I ATE! I had publix veggie soup and at night, I had a meal. DO NOT TRY TO WORKOUT. I did and I almost passed out. I'm just doing light leg work until I finish this thing off. This week, I'm going to try to cut off a few veggie soups but I dont want to go hungry so we'll see.

Stay strong my juicy friends!

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