Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Ya'll ... they locked a playa UP!!!!! They tried to keep a real G down!!! They tried to hold this black woman BACK!! Let me tell ya'll what had happened ..... So in March I had an accident. I thought I hit the man but after explaining it to everybody, it seems he might have hit me. All I know is I was trying to see around a curb. I pulled up a little and saw him truck fly by. I stopped but he kept going and his card took the side of my car with him. So panicking me - I just wrote that I hit him. EITHER WAYYYYYYY - the police came, got all out information, INSURANCE INFO ( remember this part ) and sent us on our way. Mind you Geico still ain't fixed my shit .... and it's May .... but that's another story. I also got a ticket earlier that week - that week was like the worst. I hadn't had a wreck or gotten a ticket in 10 years, broke that record that week I tell ya. Any whooossss .... my soon to be mother in law told me to go up there and ask for driving sch

Listen ... my "clock" alarm is going off and it's LOUD ! The last few months I have been in baby fever like nobodies business. It's a STRONG battle between just getting pregnant or fitting into this wedding dress. Actually .. it's really not that hard because I'm getting in that damn dress. BOY BYE! Like it's so strong I be on Pinterest looking at where to order these baby headband and head wraps. Little boy bowties and shit ... ya'll help me lol I don't know who's baby this is but she is PRECIOUS!! So Friday my fiance's grandfather took us out to eat at the Doubletree. This is also the hotel our wedding party will be staying at, so we went to check on rooms and so forth. While I was sitting there this lady came in with her little girl. She had on the cutest little dress with some pink chucks. ( Yes I still remember what she had on - my ovaries almost made me kidnap her! ) She was on 10 and her mama looked like at any moment she co