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D - We're Not Making Love No Mo'


So many people have been asking me " WHERE ARE D'S UPDATE!!!"

Well, sit down sit there and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a man who didn't consider himself bisexual, but liked men. Then one day along came Mellow Yellow! Oh this was a feisty queen,who always got what he wanted.

Ok forgot all that ... Lemme' just give you this tea; so I can get on out cha way. The reason I have not been posting about D is because he made out with Mellow Yellow. Yes .. I know .. the same one that called him an undercover fag. Now the reason I am not talking about him is because I had to just give it to him straight. You need to stand up in your mess and be real with yourself. Giving me the excuse of "oh it just happened" like I'm a teenager trying to explain to my mom how I got pregnant. NO! It just didn't happen, you wanted it to happen, and that's why it did. I don't have boo-boo-tha-fool on my forehead so try that out with someone else.

I am perfectly fine with him "making out" with Mellow Yellow. Although he is a messy bottom, I am still fine with the fact. What I'm NOT fine with, is D trying to play people, and hide the truth. Whether he wants to or not, the truth is going to come out. I mean you just made out with the loudest person you know. You don't think he gone tell EVERYBODY! Hunny, he is going to run  to the arms, of the one who loves you Lamount and rub this shit all in his face. Then what? What are you going to do then? What's going to happen when all these girls you have been messing with learn that you haven't been honest with them?

So for right now, I'm done. I am done with D until he can be honest with himself.

xoxo
Special Ingredient in Kelis milkshake that brought the boys to the yard

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