Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Hello you lovely people!!!  Just a update about the lovely Mr. Elevator Man.  He is still attractive, and unfortunately single. * deep sigh* I really want to sign him up for a match.com account but he is VERY VERY against that. Something about his parents will talk about him finding love on the Internet blah blah blah. I really feel like that's the only way I can help him. I mean I can't ride around with him where ever he picks these girls up at. I saw a few pictures of them and they look like HHHOOOMMMEEEWWRRREECCKKKKEEERRRSSS ! He doesn't see it, but of course he wouldn't! I gave him 1 simple rule : DON'T sleep with them for a month. Pretty sure he wanted to hit me when I said that, dah welp! If you are looking for a wife, you need to make sure this girl is on the same made up level you have already put her on. Needless to say , he failed. Ya'll he failed so hard. Meet two girls and sleep with them both, not at the same time, but in the same month. His re

Dear White People,  Let me tell you way to NOT get your ass dragged. This may offend some of my reader but as a African American Woman, I AM going to say something about this. You guys always wonder why you can't say this and why you can't do that around us without one of us popping off at you. Well look at the photo above and you will see. A MAN DIED!!!!!! Do you not understand that you cannot joke about something like that and think "oh no one is going to say anything because its a joke." Honey no one is laughing, NO ONE IS LAUGHING! If Trayvon was a white boy and someone black dressed up like him, you would be raising hell! This black face thing is so offensive to start with but this wound you guys are picking at is still fresh. I don't know how someone can wake up and say, oh I am going to be a dead black teenager for Halloween . But then again, I don't understand how someone can capture people,beat them and kill their families, rape them, HANG THEM ,

Didn't I say I wasn't going to stop again? Would that make me a liar? I honestly didn't try to stop, life just happened, work became a lot more than I thought and honestly, this was the last time on my mind. I am still in shock that my views are still going up. * waves hi*  So let's just jump right back to it shall we? Dear Kim and Kanye West Dislikers,  * pulls out chair * girls/guys, I don't think I have enough chairs for how many SEATS you guys need to have but grab this one right here. I don't understand with EVERYTHING we have going on in our world, how you all can get so obsessed with these two. Are you getting some type of funds for this? Telling her to kill herself makes you feel better? Calling her a Nigger lover must make you feel like a God huh? It's just not that damn deep! And to all my black people out there saying Kanye has lost his mind, SHUT THE F UP!!! Let that man be with who he wants to be with. Sit yo unhappy ass down somewhere a